“I like U go to Angels games”
*I’m not sure if there’s supposed to be punctuation in there or not, and if so, where he meant to put it. “I like U. go to Angels games?” “I like. U go to Angels games?” “I like U. go to Angels games!”
*According to his profile, he graduated from college and makes 80k-100k each year. And the site thinks we are an 89% match.
*And now I’m hearing in my head Carol Kane’s Valerie (Miracle Max’s wife) screaming, “Liar! LIAAAAAAR!”