Someone Woke Up Cranky

“36c?”

Micro?

“Did you just punk me?”

I thought we were comparing our psychic abilities.

“so you have micro tits? that sucks K”

Wow, no sense of humor. Oh well. Moving on.

“i’m not the one plexing up dear. i was making humor, but you didn’t like it. okay then… 36A it is good pushup bra”

You overestimate your charm and wit. Your overinflated sense of self will be forgotten in moments like an ant one steps on in the course of the day.

Funny now?

“you were making humor that shows your lack of confidence and really was lame. You couldn’t deal with when it was twisted back on you.

The ant metaphor was fucking gay. How long will it take your little ant to get around that beak of yours? That’s quite a nose dear. You are no huckleberry Bernstein so check yourself before I really lay the hammer into you.

You do not want to have a laconic battle with me Ms. “Wannabe Hero”. You will lose. My vernacular is seasoned in destroying educated naive women with a false sense of ideals. No one care about your AIDS walk either Maya Angelou.

I am Abaddon Appolyon”

And then he blocked me.

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