“Are you ticklish?”
*I couldn’t bring myself to answer this seriously or with a snide comment because one of his pictures was his own mugshot!! WITH A CAPTION OF “My favorite mug shot.” Seriously! There’s honest and then there’s save-it-for-the-third-date honest. I mean, if I say I’m not ticklish, would he take that as a challenge and hunt me down? If I say I am ticklish, will that feed into a fetish that landed him in jail last time? WHO PUTS A MUGSHOT ON A DATING PROFILE??
At least he wasn’t lying about his height??