hope u doin fine pls see my prifle hope u like it wud be nice to hear back from u btw u got very beautiful eyes n smile
Every so often you come across swipers: people who steal someone’s profile and make it their own. Sometimes it’s pictures, sometimes it’s the self summary. And sometimes it takes a while to figure out the profile is stolen.
I took this gentleman up on his offer to ‘see my prifle.’
“This is absolutely my first time oh no second time lol with fiber-optic dating, but it’s either this or the “olde saloon” scene, so here goes… I want to meet a REAL girl (whatever that means). Also, I’m not hard-up for a date. I AM, however, hard-up to find Miss. Right (if she’s not already with Mr. Right?!#)! My ideal match? Well, I’m usually drawn to very femmine girls who are intelligent and good conversationalists .Things that describe me (and SHOULD describe you):
WITTY (intellect is attractive), GOOD LOOKING (conceited, I know; I’ll apologize later!), FUNNY (I love people who laugh out loud), COMMITTED (duh!), CONVERSATIONALIST (gotta have that, right?), MATURE YET SILLY, ATHLETIC (this one’s optional for you!), Wine and Opera on Saturday, Beer and Football on Sunday!, AVID CAR-SINGER, PHILOSOPHER POET SCIENTIST (is that too much to ask?)”
He almost had me, but then smushed right at the end was this gem:
“but pls dont be shy n say Hi sure u be proud of ur self u did”